Faction: The Empire

The Empire is not a real contender in the wars. Although it has achieved the extraordinary feat of two hundred years of peace when all around them face constant war, a gradually declining administration combined with a

Reference Page: Imperial Problems
The Empire was originally made through a treaty between the Emperor, his subjects, and the nobles, giving powers to each portion. However, in time the Treaty has become worth less than the paper it was written on.

-No wars in 200 years, or even uprisings. The Empire has thus enjoyed peace and prosperity, despite its weaker neighbours fighting around it

-Bribery and corruption are commonplace in the Imperial hierarchy

-Most posts are de facto hereditary, though not de jure

-There are specific officials who must witness all contracts, but the post is hereditary.

-Ranks to include:

-General Who Pierces the Skies

-Mighty and Invincible General

-General of Lightning Swiftness

-General of Awesome Intellect (NOTE: Should give this one to a complete and utter dumbass)

-General Wit (could explain General Half-Wit?)

-Real lame General titles: (NOTE: Use only one. The joke's only funny once)

-General of Moderate Exercise

-General Half-Wit

-General of Ant Strength

-General of

-Badass General (The person with this rank is a false badass played up for comic relief who is beaten humiliatingly. Possible Large Ham)

Characters
The new Emperor, who is unpopular for starting the first civil war in two centuries. A highly selfish and evil man who

Nabu-Kin-Uzur, Badass General until he is cut down

Asanappar, though he doesn't actually fight in battles

Faustus, General of Awesome Intellect. A character who exemplifies Too Dumb to Live, he is basically a comedy character to illustrate the sheer extent of Imperial incompetence.